A 17 year old college freshman who wants to live in a world where baby pandas are handed out like free candy.
[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”
“sure thing son whatchu need”
It is the month of April. The month I dreadddd. My boyfriend and brother keep pranking me just to see how pissed off I get. IT’S NOT APRIL 1ST ANYMORE STAHP. JUST STOPPPPP.